They turned me in to one of them
And now I too am a successful
holy rolling Christianese speaking
I go to church every Sunday.
Connect on Tuesday
Chapel on Wednesday
Women on Thursday
Youth on Friday
Monday and Saturday, I pray extra hard.
Or, I give twice as much.
I believe what I’m told to believe.
And I don’t question it.
Because I am a good and submissive member of the congregation.