They turned me into one of them…

They turned me in to one of them

And now I too am a successful


holy rolling Christianese speaking



I go to church every Sunday.

Multiple times.

Connect on Tuesday

Chapel on Wednesday

Women on Thursday

Youth on Friday


Monday and Saturday, I pray extra hard.

Or, I give twice as much.


I believe what I’m told to believe.

And I don’t question it.

Because I am a good and submissive member of the congregation.


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