They turned me in to one of them

And now I too am a successful

blab-it-and-grab-it

holy rolling Christianese speaking

Christian.

 

I go to church every Sunday.

Multiple times.

Connect on Tuesday

Chapel on Wednesday

Women on Thursday

Youth on Friday

 

Monday and Saturday, I pray extra hard.

Or, I give twice as much.

 

I believe what I’m told to believe.

And I don’t question it.

Because I am a good and submissive member of the congregation.